A driver was stuck in traffic on the highway outside Washington D.C. Nothing was moving. A man walks up and knocks on the car window. The driver rolled down his window and asked,
"What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire U.S. Congress, and they're asking for 100 million dollars in ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"Well, how much is everyone giving on average?" the driver asked.
"Roughly a gallon."
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