A man goes to his doctor...

...for a routine check up. After running some tests, the doctor looks at the man and says, "I have some bad news and positive news."

The man replies, "Tell me the positive news."

"Your HIV test."

"Shit, well what's the bad news?"

"Your HIV test."

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