And needs to have his leg amputated.
Unfortunately, the doctor amputates the wrong leg in surgery. Realizing his mistake while the patient is still under, he amputates the correct leg.
When he comes to, the Dr. says, "Mr. Jones, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is unfortunately I have made a grave error and I amputated the wrong leg."
"That is horrible! What the fuck, doctor! What could possibly be good about this situation?"
"Your roommate has the same size foot as you and has made a generous offer to buy your shoes!"
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