Oracle says "I see horrible things for you in the future, you will cause the death of countless people"
Crushed by the sight of the oracle, the man decides to kill himself than to cause the death of so many people. He goes to a train track and lays down, hoping to change his future. Just as he he hears the sound of the train coming, he notices a little kid playing on the tracks, unaware of the train. The man rushes and snags the kid just as the train passes by, saving the kid from a horrendous death.
"What are you doing here kid, don't you know it's dangerous to play around here?", says the man. The kid doesn't answer. "What's your name?" the man asks.
"Adolf sir, Adolf Hitler."
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