A man goes to a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and wielding a knife.
He grabs this beautiful blond nurse by the arm, puts the knife to her to her throat, grabs a vial of sperm and tells her to drink it.
She looks at her attacker in horror.
He says, "Drink it, bitch, or so help me, I'll cut your throat where you stand!"
She reluctantly puts it to her mouth and empties the contents in her mouth.
The man then says, "Now fuckin' swallow!"
She does as she's told.
The man lifts his ski mask and says, "See, honey...that wasn't so bad now, was it?"
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