One of the employees tells him "We can bury her here in Israel on a good plot of land for $500, or we can bury her in America, but it'll cost you $5000". The man says "Ok, let me go home and think about it". The next day when he comes back to the funeral home the employee asks him "so what have you decided?", and the man responds "bury her in America". The employee, surprised, asks him "But why?! It's so much more expensive and we already have good land reserved here". The man replies "a man was buried and came back to life here 2,000 years ago, I'm not taking any chances".
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