Dead ringer

So the church I work at needed a new bell ringer as the old one retired, I put an add in the local paper and it wasn't long before somebody showed up but he didn't have any arms, before I could say a word he could see the doubt in my face and imediatly started to tell me he was an experienced bell ringer with a unique technique; he headbutts the bell, well I had to see this so I lead him up and up the steeple, stair after stair until we reached the top. Once there the guy jumped up and smashed his face right into that bell and it was the most beautiful sound I had ever heard, I asked if he could show me again, he agreed and jumped smashing his face once more and the bells rang out but as he landed he lost his footing and sliped, falling straight down the middle of the steeple not hitting anything one the way down until he meet the floor and died, I was horrified and ran down to call the police, once they arrived one of the office asked if I knew the man's name and I replied; no, but his face rings a bell.

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