A man goes to a costume party without a costume, as he tries to enter the party the party the doorman states "no costume, no entry!"
The man tells the doorman he has his costume with him and takes out his wallet and opens a condom and proceeds to unwrap it and put it on his nose!
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" Replies the doorman
The man promptly responds "fuck knows!?"
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