... "we are expected to arrive at 7:00PM, the temperature on the ground is 12 degrees, thank you for flying" etc etc.
After he’s done, though, he forgets to turn the comms switch off. His co-pilot sighs and say to him, ‘so what are you up to tonight then?’
The pilot replies: “well first I’m going to take a massive shit, then I’m going to try and bang the arse off Heather, that hot new flight attendant we’ve got back there”
Obviously the whole cabin hears this, and Heather is absolutely furious. Red-faced and extremely flustered, she stops what she is doing and storms towards the cockpit.
About three-quarters of the way there, she trips and falls flat on her face. Now even more embarrassed, she picks herself up and apologises to the old lady next to her
The old lady pats her on the hand and says, “there’s no need to rush, pet, he said he’s taking a sh1te first”
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