... and rushes to the bartender asking for 10 shots. The bartender pours them and he starts drinking each one right away. The bartender say " whoa buddy you should slow down" and the man says "well you'd drink them as fast if you had what I have".
The bartender curiously asks " well what do you have?" and the man says "five dollars".
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