A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously Is there a problem? The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy The patient is devastated and shockingly replies Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection The surgeon pauses for a moment then says Well, you might, but it won't be yours.
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