A man, fresh out of college, goes into a job interview and presents himself well. The employer is shocked at how professional he is.
"Wow, you have an incredible resume, and you present yourself fantastically," he says. "Your present lack of experience in the professional world is unconcerning to me, and we'd love for you to join us. We'll pay you a living wage and provide you with high-quality health insurance."
The man was hired. He worked happily for the company for the next 40 years, over the course of which he quickly paid off his student debt, bought a nice home, and was consistently treated fairly and respectfully by his employer.
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