A man goes hunting in the woods...

He sees a bear. He takes aim and shoots at the bear. He sees the dirt pop up behind the hear and goes out to find the blood trail. The hunter gets down but can't find the blood trail or the bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns, and finds the bear. The bear says, "You have two options, you can be mauled to death or you can bend over and take it." Not wanting to die, the hunter bends over and takes it from the bear. The hunter decides to go back to camp to get a more powerful rifle to shoot the bear with. He returns to the woods, and after a while, he finds the bear, takes aim, and shoots. He sees the dirt behind the bear pop up and again goes to find the blood trail. He gets down only to find no blood trail and once again no bear. He feels a familiar tap on his shoulder. "You know the two options," the bear said. Once again, not wanting to die, the hunter bends over and takes it from the bear. At this point the hunter is pissed, returns to camp, and gets his elephant gun. He returns to the woods, finds the bear, and takes aim. He sees the dirt pop up behind the bear and eagerly runs down to claim his prize, only to find yet again no blood trail and worse, no bear. Again the hunter feels a familiar tap on the shoulder. Slowly, he turns to find a grinning bear. The bear looked the hunter dead in the eye and with a smirk he says, "you didn't down here to hunt, did you?"