We approaches the pro shop and asks to hire a caddy. The cashier responds that the country club got a fleet of new stainless steel robotic caddys and if the man was willing to try them, he wouldnt have to pay.
Why not thought the man and took the robot caddy. The robot was amazing, its easily predicted wind and what club to use and the man played the best game of his life. He than went home.
Next week the man returns and asks for the robot caddy again.
"Sorry sir we dont have the robot caddys anymore. A number of golfers complained the stainless steel made the light constantly shine in their eyes."
"Well why wouldnt you just paint them black?" Asks the man
"We did, but the next day half of the robots didnt show up to work and the others came to rob us!"
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