A man gets raped by an elephant...

So he goes to the doctor and the doctor takes a look at his ass and asks what happened. He explained how an elephant had his way with him. Confused the doctor said elephants have a long narrow penis, and your asshole is the size of a 5 gallon bucket. Then the man said, yea but he fingered me first.

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