The devil takes his new arival on a tour...
He then explains to the man their are options how you can spend your eternity here .
They walk along a corridor and the devil says you can choose anyone you like but you may only choose one and can not switch!
Behind the first door are people being penetrated by pineapples
The next door they are being chased by demons
The following room people standing knee high in shit drinking coffie
In the last room a man sitting in a recliner drinking beer watching TV getting his dick sucked by a beautiful blond woman
The man says devil this is to be my punishment
The Devil says , are you sure?
Absolutely
The Devil then walks in the room and over to the woman and says your relief is here!
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