"Minerva, you're such a dear friend. There's something I've been meaning to share with you. You see, Minerva I'm gay."
Professor Mcgonagall looking quite shocked meets his eye,
"Why albus, you must be joking!"
"NO, minerva. I'm fucking Sirius"
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