A man gets his wife's name tattooed on him for a wedding gift...

Just before they leave on their honeymoon to Jamaica Randy gets his wife's name, Wilma, tattooed on his penis. Only when he is flaccid you can only see the "W" and the "A" part of the tattoo. One night while they are out at a bar getting drunk, Randy heads into the restroom. While standing at the urinal he happens to see the guy next to him has a "W" and an "A" tattooed on his penis as well. Randy turns to the guy pointing at his junk and says "Is your wife named Wilma too?" The guy laughs and replies "Naw mon, mine says "Welcome to Jamaica."

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