Disney Corporation have decided to start a line of cereal after their most popular TV show, Cory in the House. They started to ship around the world, but the first shipping vessel sent to my city was sunk somewhere in the pacific from a vortex of wind generated by the rotation of the earth. So I go without cereal for another day.
Guess I'm coriolis
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