He comes home with a bottle of pills. Wife asks, "so, did he give you Viagra, or Cialis?"
Guy says, "Neither, he gave me really strong diet pills."
Wife says, "that's weird, why would you have to take diet pills?"
Handing her the bottle, the man says, "They're not for me. You take one at breakfast and one at bedtime."
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