And finds himself sitting next to a Japanese guy. He assumes that the Japanese guy dosen't know english and so decides to help him. He picks up a spoon and says,"This be spoonie." The Japanese guy smiles and nods and the British guy picks up a fork and says,"This be forkie." This goes on for some time and it turns out that the Japanese guy is the key speaker; his speech is the main event. He delivers the speech in perfect english , returns to his seat and says to the British guy and says,"You likie speechie?"
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