There Had Recently Been A Global Epidemic...

...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels "Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death." So the angel goes.
The angel gets to the gate and the first soul comes up. The angel asks "How did you die?" The man's soul replied "Well, lately I had suspected that my wife was cheating on me, so I decided to come home early from work one day. I got home to my 23rd story apartment and started searching for her new boyfriend. I searched and searched but I couldn't find anyone. Finally, I went out onto my balcony and saw a man hanging from the ledge. I started punching him, but he wouldn't let go, so I knocked him off with a cinder block, but to his luck, he landed in some bushes and survived. I decided to take my refrigerator and throw it onto him. I did, and it killed him, and all the excitement I died of a heart attack." "That's pretty unique," said the angel. "You can go through."
The next soul comes to the gates. The angel asks "How did you die?" The man's soul replied "Okay, so, I was practicing yoga on my 24th story balcony when I slipped and fell. Thankfully, I was able to grab hold of the balcony below, but I wasn't able to climb up. I hung there for about an hour when finally a man came out. I thought I was saved, but he started punching me; I wouldn't let go. He then took a cinder block and knocked me off, but I luckily landed in some bushes and survived. The next thing I saw was a refrigerator coming towards me and I died." "That is pretty unique, as well," said the angel. "You may enter."
The third soul came up and the angel asked "How did you die?" The man's soul replied "Okay, so picture this: I was hiding my girlfriend's husband's refrigerator..."