A man was walking home one Sunday morning. He had forgotten his hat, so when it started to rain, he ducked into a church. There were many hats and coats in the entryway and he was about to steal one of the hats when part of the sermon caught his attention and he decided not to.
The sermon ended soon after, and the pastor came out to shake the hands of the leaving parishioners. The man joined the start of the line and decided to tell the pastor how his sermon had stopped him from stealing a hat.
"It was the part at the end where you listed the ten commandments. When you got to the part about 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' that's when I remembered where I left my hat."
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