A man found out that his wife is pregnant with twins. He went to his psychic and asked her how well the twins will do in life.
She replied: "One of them will go out into the world and become a leader of men. He will gain great wealth and accomplish many things. He will live in a mansion and have many expensive cars. He will have a truly bright future."
"The other is a girl".
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