So a man runs into an old buddy from his childhood.
Man: "Hey! How have you been?"
Friend: "Hey man! I've been great!"
Man: "So how are your siblings? I remember there were six of you."
Friend: "Not anymore there are 16 of us now."
Man: "WOW! with that many kids you ought to put your mother on a pedestal!"
Friend: "oh hell yeah. We put her on a huge one."
Man: "Really? Why, to do her justice?"
Friend: "No not justice, It's so my old man won't get to her!"
This joke is original in Spanish so... sorry if it isn't that funny.
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