There was this guy who liked cable cars,

There was this guy who loved cable cars ever since he was young, he just enjoyed watching them roll up and down the large hills of San Francisco(A city in CA), he also enjoyed riding the cable cars, they were such a thrill to him. When he was a little bit older, about 18 or 20, he applied to drive cable cars as a job. He landed it and set out on his first time. It was so exciting and fun, the very thing he loved since he was just a young boy he was now driving, this was all to amazing for him. A few months later, he wasn't paying attention and struck a pedestrian, killing him. The case wasn't that long, and the verdict was the death penalty. They gave him a request for a last meal, and he decided to go with a chocolate chip cookie and an ice cold lemonade. Pretty basic, he received a .25 cent cookie and a .50 cent lemonade, he was pretty mad that they gave him such cheap items but he enjoyed his meal and got ready to be put in the electric chair. The executioner stepped up, set the voltage to low, and flipped the lever, but strangely, nothing happened at all. The officials saw this as an act of god and let him go free. It was only about a week or so he realized that operating the cable cars was something he was destined to do. He begged and pleaded and begged and pleaded, and after a while, he eventually got his job back, his boss was a little hesitant but he decided to keep an eye on him for a little bit. He was so thrilled that he got his job back, and was enjoying every second. He knew this was the right job for him. Unfortunately, he drove the cable car past a stop sign and hit a car, killing both occupants of the vehicle. The court was a little hesitant to try and execute him, but they decided to give it another go. He requested his last meal, the same as last time, except now, he got a .50 cent cookie and a .75 cent lemonade. Still cheap, but he couldn't complain. He got set up in the chair, and the executioner did a double check on everything, made sure everything was working and in order. He set the setting to medium and pulled the lever. But, as it happened last time, nothing occurred. They let him free again, but on parole. He didn't even try to get his job back, he simply hijacked a cable car and started operating it. He thought back to the electric chair, and thought of an experiment. He targeted a small group of girl scouts and plowed through them. Blood and limbs flew everywhere, no mercy was had. 3 died and 4 survived, needing critical treatment for injuries and major therapy. This time, there wasn't even a court session. However they still granted him a last meal. Again, he ordered a cookie and a lemonade. They gave him a 2.00 dollar cookie and a 5.00 glass of lemonade. Living the high life here with these cookies eh? He strolled up to the chair, strapped himself in, and happily waited for the executioner. The executioner walked in, set it to maximum, and did a quadruple check on the machine. And a double check, just to make ABSOLUTELY SURE that he was going to die. He pulled the lever, but yet again, nothing happened, the electric current could even be heard, but he was still alive and smiling. The executioner, majorly puzzled by this, asked the man, "How do you not die each time we put you in this chair?". And He looked up at him and simply said, "Well, I never was a really good conductor."