He rubs it, and out pops a genie.
"You only get one wish," says the genie.
"Oh, I've thought about this a lot!" Says the man, "What I really want is a highway all the way to Hawaii. That way I can vacation whenever I want!"
"Are you serious?" Replies the genie. "A job that big will sap all of my genie powers. I'll be out of commission for months. Isn't there anything else you want?"
"Hmm," says the man, "well, I guess I've always been curious about the female mind. I'd like to know what women are thinking and why they're thinking it."
The genie thinks about it and says, "so how many lanes you want?"
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