He tells his waitress "fuck you" and leaves without paying. The waitress watches him leave and go across the street to a hotel.
After her shift, she goes to the hotel and explains the situation to the agent at the front desk. The agent is sympathetic and tells her the man's room number.
She goes to knock, but notices the door is already cracked open. She opens the door and sees the man performing oral sex on a woman with a hairy vagina.
"You sick fuck!" says the waitress, "You can eat hairy pussy, but you walk out on your tab because of a SINGLE hair in your soup?!"
The man wipes his mouth and says:
"Trust me sweetheart... If I find a noodle in this woman's cunt, I won't pay for this either."
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