A man was refueling his car when he lost concentration and the petrol began to overflow, splashing all over him. He dries himself off and pays for the petrol before getting in his car and continuing on his way.
A little while later he was driving down the road and decided to light up a joint so as the drive was a little less boring. And as he inhaled, a few ashes dropped onto his arm which was still covered in the gasoline. His arm immediately caught fire and in a desperate attempt to douse the flames he stuck his arm out of the window, this only made it worse.
Less than a few seconds later a cop car came up behind him and pulled him over, he threw the joint out of the passenger side as the police man approached th drivers side window. The cop pulled the man out of his car and arrested him, arm still ablaze. The man was confused
"What am I being arrested for?" He said.
The policeman replied "Son I'm arresting you for being in possession of a dangerous fire arm."
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