when he arrives a demon tells him how hell works. "there are three doors, each door has a different event behind them. you get to pick one to experience for eternity." says the demon. he opens door number one and theres a man burning for all of eternity "nope" says the man. he opens door number 2 and theres a man being skinned "nope" he said again. and finally door number 3 was opened and inside there was a man getting a blowjob by a really hot girl "i pick this one!" said the man. "fine" said the demon as he walked over and tapped a
girl on the shoulder and said "your time is up"
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