Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "God
bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France."
"Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?"
"Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"
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