The devil says he must choose a room in hell to spend the rest of eternity in. He walks into the first room and sees a bunch of people doing headstands on a wood floor.
He thinks "No way. I can't do that for eternity"
He walks into the second room and sees a bunch of people doing headstands on a metal floor.
He thinks "I definitely can't do that for eternity"
He walks into a third room where theres a bunch of people standing in 4 feet of shit and drinking coffee.
He says to himself "...well I guess I could get used to the smell."
After 10 minutes in the room, the devil comes in and says "Alright, coffee break's over. Back to headstands."
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