The other night while walking to work I ran into this severely drunken Irish man. This man was full to the brim, there's no way he could have been any drunker! As we got closer to each other he slurred in a drunken Irish accent "scuse meh, av u the time?" I looked at him up and down and couldn't believe what I was seeing. I said "mate, look at the state of you! You've lost a flip flop!" He looked down then back up to me and without hesitation replied "ayye, loost a flip flopp or found eh flip flop?"
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