On the way back from the hospital he stopped to get a newspaper. Before leaving the newspaper stand he asked the attendant "what age do you think I am?" "Em...35" was the reply. "Actually I'm 46" the man says feeling really happy.
Next he stops at the butchers, and before leaving he asks the same question. "Oh I'd say your 29" says the butcher. "Actually I'm 46" the man says again, feeling even better.
While standing at a bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. "My sight is failing" replied the old woman "but when I was young I could always tell a mans age by feeling his testicles". The man says "what the hell, go for it". After about 5 minutes with her hands down his pants the woman says "Clearly you are 46 years of age". "That's amazing" said the man "how could you tell?" The old lady replied "I was behind you at the butcher shop"
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