Father comes home and finds his daughter crying with a vibrator in her hands.
Father: what are you doing?
Daughter: Let's face it... I am 46 years old, fat, without any friends and it seems I can't do any better than this...
Next day daughter comes home and sees her father on couch with beer in one hand and the vibrator in other...
Daughter: what are you doing???
Dad: Drinking beer with my son–in–law
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