Your mom is so ugly you threw her out the window and got charged for littering!
Your mom is so ugly, she walked up to a priest and he yelled "JESUS CHRIST" and fainted!
Your mom is so stupid she walked into a parked car!
Your mom is so stupid she left you at the boozerz house thinking you were at church!
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