A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. Oh, dear, he said, whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set. Don't worry, said his friend. I'll get a pair from my brother for you. The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. This is wonderful, said the man. Your brother must be a very good dentist. Oh, he's not a dentist, replied the friend, he's an undertaker.
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