Many years ago I worked in a sandwich shop with a whole cast of characters, one of whom was named Stacy. She was your average girl and a good worker, no problems. A few months in and Stacy calls into work with a family emergency, turns out her mother had to be rushed to the hospital. They did every test on her to try and find the root of the issue. She came back at the end of the week, totally relieved. The doctors findings were that Stacy's mom just had it going on...
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