A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, help, help, I am having a heart attack, the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet, husband opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, Bob, god damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids!!!
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