A man comes across a street peddler selling bottles of "exotic remedies." He takes a whiff of a bottle and exclaims "this smells like ... farts and rainbows!" The peddler explains that the primary ingredient is unicorn droppings, which helps rinse away any filth and grim buildup.
The man excitedly purchases the miracle product. As he turns to go he inspects the bottle more closely and sees that the active ingredient is actually *cow dung.* Realizing it was a sham, he turns back to the peddler. "Hey asshole, you sold me sham poo!"
*rimshot*
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