The warning on the pack says - "smoking causes impotency". The man is shocked on reading this.
Horrified, he runs back to the shop and says to the shopkeeper, "Hey man! Does this thing really causes impotency?" The shopkeeper replies. "Yes sir."
The man hands him back the pack and says, "Look dude, I gotta fuck my girlfriend tomorrow, I can't have this...Give me the one which causes cancer."
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