Snails

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some
important guests. The wife was very excited about this and
wanted everything to be perfect.


At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any
snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run
down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.


Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the
door, down the steps, and out to the beach.


As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman
strolling alongside the water just a little further down the
beach.


He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would
even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering
the snails.


All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was
standing right over him. They started talking and she invited
him back to her place. They ended up spending the night
together.


At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh
no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"


He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his
bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way
to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was
in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he
dropped the bucket of snails.


There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just
then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering
where he's been all this time.


He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at
her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're
almost there!!"