A man buys a lie-detecting robot that bops anyone over the head who lies in its presence. He brings it home with him to the dinner table and the family sits in silence, eating.
"Johnny, what did you do today?" he asked his son.
"I did my homework!" Johnny replied, brightly. The robot whirred to life and bopped Johnny on the head. "Fine. I went over to Paul's house and we watched TV."
"What did you watch on TV?" asked his father.
The response of "Oh, just some movies," garnered another bop from the robot. "Fine. We watched a porno."
Disgusted, the father says, "I'm appalled! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot turned around and bopped the father on the head.
Then, the mother said, "Well, at least we know he's your son," to which the robot turned once more and bopped the mother!
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