A man brings his alligator into the bar . . .

The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that thing in here!"

The man calmly assures him that the alligator is not be feared. However, expectedly, the bartender doesn't believe him.

So, to prove it, the man decides to perform a practiced stunt in front of the bar. "This alligator is so well trained" he says "I bet you I can put my penis in its mouth for fifteen seconds and come out unharmed." The barpeople look around in disbelief.

The man proceeds to tap the alligator's mouth signaling it to open, place his unsheathed penis gently on the lower jaw, count slowly to fifteen, remove his penis, and then gently tap the alligator's mouth again signaling it to close.

The barpeople look at each other in incredulity as the man actually performed the stunt with success! Applause fills the room.

The man, basking in the glory, exultantly exclaims "Anybody else in here wanna try *that*?"

After a short pause, the gay man at the end of the bar stands up and says "I'll try it but I don't know if I can keep my mouth open for fifteen seconds!"