A man and woman were playing golf....

At the green the woman tells the man. "I'll give you a blow job in the bushes if you sink this putt in one shot." He sinks the putt and gets a BJ in the bush. She offers the same deal on each hole. At the 18^th hole she tells him, "I have to tell you something, I'm a transvestite." The man gasps, "You fucker, you've been hitting from the red tees this whole time!"

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