They reach the pearly gates, where St. Peter greets them and has them sign some legal papers. They are confused, but sign anyway, eager to get to paradise.
As they finish, St. Peter points to the last paragraph of the papers, saying, "Pay special attention to that provision. Do NOT step on a duck."
The three are confused, and think it's just a joke so they smile and nod. The gates are opened and they enter heaven, realizing heaven is just FILLED with ducks. They're everywhere, shoulder to shoulder, hardly even any room for milling about.
Within minutes, the man steps on a duck. It quacks, and all the other ducks around it quack, and soon all the ducks in heaven are quacking. God hates the cacophony. St. Peter appears and, without a word, chains the ugliest woman in the world to him for all of eternity.
About an hour later, one of the women steps on a duck. St. Peter appears and, without a word, chains the ugliest man in the world to her for all of eternity.
The second woman, however, is very careful. She shuffles her feet around, carefully avoiding stepping on any ducks at all! About a week goes by when St. Peter appears and, without a word, chains the most beautiful man in the world to her for all of eternity, then disappears.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "I don't know what I did to deserve this!"
The man glances at her and says, "I dunno, but I stepped on a duck!"
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