A man and Kate Upton are shipwrecked

A man and Kate Upton are shipwrecked on a lonly island.
They try to light up a fire for bypassing ships or planes, but without any result.
After a couple days they start to get along, find some food sources and build a shelter.He begins to flirt with her, so as time passes by they start having sex. This goes on some months, and she notices how he gets more and more depressed while he should be the happiest man alive . One day she confronts him:
,, Hey, in the last days you seemed pretty down. Is there anything I can do for you?"
,,Yes Kate. " He replies
,, Could you walk around the corner and put this on for me?"
,, Of course!" She says.
Kate walks back and has a bag on her head with a poorly drawn male face on it. He runs towards her and starts screaming:
,,PETE YOU WON'T BELIVE WHO I'M FUCKING!!!"

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