Suddenly, in a very unlikely event, the husband choked on a quarter. The wife panicked and started screaming for help. Luckily, a man offers to help.
He pulled down the choking mans pants down and pulled his scrotum as hard as he can until the quarter comes out. The couple thanked the man properly. The wife said:
"Thank you sir. Are you by any chance, a doctor by profession?"
"No ma'am. I'm a politician. I squeze peoples balls until they spit the last coin"
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