A woman gives birth to a baby. Shortly afterward, the doctor comes into the room looking grim faced. The woman sees this and panics.
"Doctor, is my baby ok?"
"Yes", the doctor replies. "But, Mrs. Johnson, I must tell you that your baby was born an hermaphrodite."
"A... hermaphro-whaaat???"
"An hermaphrodite, Mrs. Johnson. Essentially, your baby was born with the same body parts pertaining to both a male AND a female."
The woman thinks about this.
"So... let me get this straight, doctor. You're telling me that my baby was born with both a penis AND a brain???"
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