A man and his monkey walk into a bar

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. They sit down and order a drink.

The bar tender instantly recognises the man and monkey and says "*Hey, that's the monkey that ate the 8-ball off of the billiards table!*"

The man reassures him "*Don't worry, he won't be doing it this time*". So the bartender reluctantly serves the man and his monkey their drinks and some peanuts.

Seeing the bowl, the monkey then picks up a peanut, *puts it up its butt*, takes it out and eats it.

The bartender stands there **speechless**. Again, without skipping a beat, the monkey takes another peanut, puts it up its butt, takes it out and eats it.

Recovering from his shock, the bartender bellows "*Can you see that!! Your monkey is taking the peanuts, reaching around, **shoving them up his butt**, taking them out and eating them!!*"


"*That's right*", the man says, "*He makes sure to check everything ever since the 8-ball incident*"